V
The Burgle

Who's that, fat as the bastard
from the Gazprom ads?!
It's Burger, the Hamburgler,
The goalie who had two Big Macs
each week before footie.
The lad could count and knew his numbers:
Six, eighteen, halfway — the distances.
And nil — where we all start.

Burger actually tried to explain
the deficit and debt once,
how there is no maxed out credit card,
and how those with money make more money,
how the bank just type it in there:
1 0 0 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0 . 0 0
then click 'SUBMIT', or whatever.
The lads were all looking at him.