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Walking the dog
Nando had named his puppy Kenny,
after the King,
following a poll on a radio phone-in.
The little rascal even had a little red shirt,
no. 9 on the back, and ‘Poco King’
in the official lettering.
You could see them out on the heath,
even on match day mornings.
Nando got a text #2
Have you thought about it?
What you reckon?
Don’t worry about fitting in,
me and Frank’ll look after you,
we can go out for chicken.
Get that cheeky peri-peri sauce!
One time a couple of fans
in red Sambas came over to him
while he fed Kenny his kibbles.
He’s nearly fast as you!
Ha, yes, un perro rápido we say in Spai—
Haha yeah nice one......... listen:
bend down and sign these tekkers yeah
& don’t you even fuckin think of leavin.........